never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
how cool would it have been if that skater girl turned around and it was kathryn alexandre saying ‘she says up yours’???!
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
straight people’s parents who get upset that the one gay kid in their kids sophomore english class doesn’t like their asshole homophobic son while gay people’s parents are burying their bullied-into-suicide fourteen year old…